So I'll get to regular life stuff eventually but for this post I wanted to share a comic I found in the 50 cent bin. It had no cover and so I have no idea who wrote/drew/published it. It's kind of beat up but what do you want for the price? Anyway on to the comic:
Yup 14 and not wearing any clothing. You're probably on a list for viewing this now.
She's not completely alone. The turtle is with her.
Screw comfort you need FASHION!
Three cheers for the oldest five year old in the world!
Duck and cover lady! They're firing at you!
Thor doesn't like it when you shoot at mermaids.
The turtle is still with her. Good gosh is it loyal.
One of the things I enjoyed about Frozen was it called out this sort of "Oh I looked at him and spent a few hours with him therefore truest of true love!!!"
I doubt he would laugh. I'm unsure of the time period but his reaction could be "Unholy creature! Guards! Quickly we must purge this abomination in the name of the Almighty!" if it were the dark ages or "What a curious thing. I wonder if I can lure it to shore for dissection?" if it's the enlightenment.
"I must find a way to get legs!" I think this obsession has gone too far. She's starting to sound like a serial killer.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND NEW WAY TO CLEAN THOSE DIRTY POTS AND PANS!
Thank goodness her tail turned into a dress or the FBI would be knocking at my door about now.
Also you can't beat the loyalty of a turtle.
Maybe she can text?
Remember kids if you're pretty the world with treat you like royalty.
Fairytale romances are messed up.
The turtle stood guard over them. It even seems to be waging it's tail when it sees her.
Stupid dog, leave the turtle alone! I wonder it it's crying because it was chased away or if it knows that marriage means it won't get to spend much time with her anymore.
The vows were completed at 11:59PM
I would wonder how her family knew to come up then but I'm sure the ever loyal turtle told them.
And thus ended the story the way the author intended.